Friday, April 27, 2012

On the Cover of the Rolling Stone...

The hipest President since Bill Clinton was makling the rounds this week...Jimmy Fallon, ex of SNL had the honour of trying out Obama'a talking points...slow jam style...

Meanwhile the Prez appears once again on the cover of the Rolling Stone...what the third time in the last year?

Given Barry's frequent appearances in Rolling Stone I figured this article should have a theme song. With my apoligies to Shel Silverstein and Dr. Hook...

I'm a Harvard ringer, attached to golden string'ers
And they're pulled by G. Soros
I preach about Change and I preach about Hope
While the debt, it does explode
I pass Healthcare bills
that excite the shills
But the thrill that never gets old
Is the thrill that'll get ya, when the shills put my picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
 

(refrain)
 

Rolling Stone
Gonna see my picture on the cover
Rolling Stone
Gonna charge five copies to another
Rolling Stone
Gonna see my smilin' face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone



I got a freaky First Lady with the class of Slim Shady
Who tells us what to eat
I got my grey haired Muslim step-daddy
Fryin' fido meat
Now it's all designed to sway weak minds
But their minds won't really get swayed
Like the sway that'll get ya when I get my picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone



(refrain)
 

I've got a lot of usefull idiots
That'll do anything I say
And a genuine racist preacher
Teaching us the commie way
I've got all the fools that your money can buy
Even Alinsky and Dohrn
My cronies keep gettin' richer and I get my picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone


(refrain)

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