Monday, September 25, 2006

Sideshow Joe Volpe VS. Diamond Iggy Quimby

Dateline Springfield:

In what could only be described as a "school-yard brawl", a fight broke out between frontrunner Diamond Iggy Quimby, and Sideshow Joe Volpe. In a battle for the hearts, minds, and pocketbooks of the best and brightest at Springfield Elementary.

As Bart, Lisa and Milhouse ( he donated $5400) looked on the battle raged.

Meanwhile, Principle MacKinnon observed.

It was rather ugly, when Sideshow Joe's "consultants" came in to calm the situation. Eventually they left in a stretched Lincoln Navigator.

After coming to his senses, Iggy Quimby signed up both Snowball I and Snowball II.

I think it was a draw.

Anyways, what do ya think these pricks will do tomorrow?

Syncro & The Tubster

P.S.... watch out for the Lincoln Navigator.


Anonymous said...

You're not without flashes of humour, Syn, and I can't help but agree that Joe Volpe is deluded and Buhlinda should stop fucking other women's husbands; but you know what, your easy cynicism and offhand insults of everyone in public life, including serious people like Michael Ignatieff, are a little sad. What gives you the lofty standing to declare a man of his track record is a 'prick'? Do you know him? Are you smarter, more principled, more accomplished than he is? More socially polished? Would you make a better foreign policy analyst, journalist or politician than he? If you can honestly answer 'yes' to any of these questions, fine. But if you could answer 'yes' to any of these questions, you probably would have the sophistication to understand how sad it is to sneer and piss all over people in public life, irrespective of their resume and uncluttered by any actual acquaintance with their person or their work.


syncrodox said...

Dear J:

Did I spel that correctly? Thank you so much for your heartfelt comments.

I'll answer your questions in order.

Ciitizenship. No. Define smrter. Principled-Yes. Accomplished-In what field? Socially polished- Definately NOT. Yes. Yes. No.


P.S. I hate clutter too.

P.P.S. There sure are a lot of you guys out there with the same last name. Anonymous must be a really big family.