5.0 Quake Hits Ottawa-Montreal-Toronto Triangle. Global Warming and Gulf of Mexico Blowout Cited as Likely Causes

An unprecedented 5.0 earthquake has struck central Canada and the north eastern U.S. This is a rare occurance and recognizing such I immediately tried to contact world renowned experts Al Gore and David Suzuki for some insights into the cause of this terrible tragedy.

Unfortunately Al was not available as he is apparently busy banging Lori David and Dave's number is unlisted.

Left with no credible sources Syncrodox Sez can only surmise the following:

Ghia is not happy. Ghia is getting a little old...one could even say she is reaching middle age. Hot and cold flashes, unpredictable temperament and an inconsistent flow.

Tremors are to be expected. Even in the central cerebral cortex.....or Trawna.

Syncro

Maher Arar was a bargian compared to the Khadr clan.

From the Grope and Flail:

Understatement personified.

Feel free to come to your own conclusions.

Syncro

The Future of the MSM Responds to the Threat of Fox News North

Syncrodox Sez has obtained exclusive video of the graduating class of The Ryerson Skool of Jurnalism circa 2010 reacting to the recent announcement that jurnalism may no longer be the exclusive domain of the left.

*Warning*

Disturbing images rife with stupidity and more stupidity follow. Act accordingly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC4NmYEGrHg

Syncro

Iggy Learns to Ifferate.

Well that was embarrassing. I post infrequently and briefly. Dropping the text of the story does however totally defeat the purpose. So anywayys...

Michael Ignatieff has finally taken a non-stand.

"I'm not saying what I will or will not do," he said.

I heard that.

Syncro

The Kinsella Doctrine

The party of no policy is sidetracked yet again by internal warfare over the subtly of their non-policy.

This is the Kinesella Doctrine and it permeates much of the Liberal Party of Canada. Stand for nothing while championing the the cause de jour. Emote. Often. When power slips away.....grasp.

Import ex-pat intellectuals to assuage the right leaning faction of your party. Sip Wine.

When the whole nuclear ball of shit explodes.....do the PowerCorp slide and look to the Rae of Light.

Syncro