An unprecedented 5.0 earthquake has struck central Canada and the north eastern U.S. This is a rare occurance and recognizing such I immediately tried to contact world renowned experts Al Gore and David Suzuki for some insights into the cause of this terrible tragedy.
Unfortunately Al was not available as he is apparently busy banging Lori David and Dave's number is unlisted.
Left with no credible sources Syncrodox Sez can only surmise the following:
Ghia is not happy. Ghia is getting a little old...one could even say she is reaching middle age. Hot and cold flashes, unpredictable temperament and an inconsistent flow.
Tremors are to be expected. Even in the central cerebral cortex.....or Trawna.