Stephane Dionne's Top Ten Reasons Why He Couldn't Answer the Question
1. My dog Koyoto...he ate my hanswer.
2. Bob and Higgy de treaten to give me da wedgie hif I say hanything!
3. Hit has never hoccured to me dat I might be Prime Minister.
4. In university I hask de questions!
5. I ave a hard time to ear the music of the hinglesh language....Could you sing da question?
6. Dis question of da heconomy is biased.......what about herconomy?
7. I ave a disability....I ham ard of hunderstanding.
8. Do you tink it's izzy to make sense?
9. Dat's not FAIR!!!!! BUSHARPER....BUSHARPER....BUSHARPER!!!!!
10. I may be dense but Mr. Arper is FAT.....