Stephane Dionne's Top Ten Excuses

Stephane Dionne's Top Ten Reasons Why He Couldn't Answer the Question

1. My dog Koyoto...he ate my hanswer.

2. Bob and Higgy de treaten to give me da wedgie hif I say hanything!

3. Hit has never hoccured to me dat I might be Prime Minister.

4. In university I hask de questions!

5. I ave a hard time to ear the music of the hinglesh language....Could you sing da question?

6. Dis question of da heconomy is biased.......what about herconomy?

7. I ave a disability....I ham ard of hunderstanding.

8. Do you tink it's izzy to make sense?

9. Dat's not FAIR!!!!! BUSHARPER....BUSHARPER....BUSHARPER!!!!!

10. I may be dense but Mr. Arper is FAT.....